Clarkson is usually king of the quirky comparison but this weeks amusing analogy award goes to CAR magazine journalist  Anthony Ffrench-Constant who, whilst reviewing the new Maserati GranCabrio Sport claimed it was so loud it sounded like "Maria Sharapova on honeymoon" ......I wonder how he knows? He also likened it to a hornet gargling TCP through a loud-hailer and routing MDF with a blunt power tool. I guess it's pretty loud then!